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5 Funny But Realistic Ways to Avoid Overeating

Theater Worker: "Popcorn?" Customer: "No, I'll take the Triple Bacon Deluxe value meal w/ cheese. Thank you." Everyone has, at some point, developed a vice for when they're bored. Everyone. If you say you don't then I don't think you're being very honest with yourself. Well, I take that back. Maybe it isn't necessarily a vice. Perhaps, you are just trying to fill a void or keep yourself occupied. Unfortunately, those things can sometimes become bad habits. And bad habits can be easy to develop. *bites Twinkie* America is what I call the Captain of Comfort. After a long day of punching the old clock, we go home to a 24/7 stream of comforting distractions. Hundreds of channels are just a button away, our bed has enough Memory Foam to last a lifetime of memories, and spending less than 90 minutes on Social Media is almost unheard of. But the most common bad habit possibly known to man is overeating. Dare to argue with that? Our nati